It must be these brilliant little inspirational sayings on the wrapper.
What the hell would a lazy woman be able to do with wisdom like this:
"Go with your gut."
Is going without my gut an option, because I choose that!
"Keep a clear head."
Eh, no thanks. I prefer my brain on tequila.
"Just go."
That one's a winner! I think I'll save those to hand out to the men who hit on me at the bar.
I do appreciate the fact that these babies have a "quiet" wrapper. The last thing I want when I'm sitting on the pot in the little girls' room is to have the woman next to me know I'm unwrapping something. I wouldn't want her to think I might be, shhhhh! Menstruating. Now, if they could only package Doritos with quiet bags. I was mortified the last time I got caught eating those in the ladies' room.

A "quiet" wrapper. Seriously? That is just too much.
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